i. ii. iii. iv. v. vi. vii. viii. ix.

witchofthewesternskys:

( ——  ☂  —— ) 

     ” ——— We better find Elsa.

                       .   .   .

               My sister really should’ve been
               Eminent. And please tell me it
               isn’t him. I can’t stand him. At
               least he’s better than the one
               French  woman  who  smells
               like  powder  and  brings  her
               dog with her everywhere, but
               still.

               Must be nice being a princess. All
              the fun, but far less meetings.”

              “Pretty sure it’s him, weird mustache
               guy. And that French lady gives me
               the heebie jeebies, especially her
               dog…. I always feel like it’s ready to
               eat me…

               Yes, far less meetings, but while Elsa
               gets to play diplomat, I get to listen to
               the townspeople tell me all of their
               problems, and expect me to fix them.

               Not that listening to them is a terribly
               hard job, just that it gets tedious after
               a while of hearing the same thing over
               and over and over and over. You’d think
               they’d get that I have  n o  i d e a  what
               I’m doing yet.”