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OBLIGATORY ‘AUS I REALLY WANT’ POST

frostlawyer:

frostlawyer:

• incredibly long crosscountry train ride AU
• police procedural AU
• bookstore AU
• reluctant teammates that save the world together AU
• platonic living together AU
• lawyers AU
• stuck-in-an-airport-because-the-flights-were-SO-VERY-delayed-and-it’s-like-two-am AU
• sent to live with cousins AU
• pretending to be siblings because of reasons AU
• teaming up to rescue respective abducted children AU
• pseudo-adopting-the-runaway-i-ran-into AU
• forget high school students AU i want a high school teachers AU
• law school AU

HERE HAVE SOME MORE

• on the same college tour AU
• trapped in a bank during a robbery AU
• forced to share a table at the coffee shop a couple days in a row because crowded coffee shop and no room AU
• DOCTORS AU
• medical school AU
• ride the same bus together literally every day AU
• vet clinic AU
• ‘i’m pretending to be ur bff bc u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u’ AU
• college professors AU
• on a train together and the train is stopped in the middle of nowhere for some reason AU

av klosset.  yeah but a mulan au where anna meets the matchmaker in arendelle and completely fails the exams and is told no man will ever marry her.

gemellimorti:

                    “Congratulations on your marriage, your Nation thanks you.”

PLOT IDEA: Nearly one hundred years ago an invisible murderer swept across the nation killing all those in its wake. It cared not of your skin, gender or age it’s only cared to burn your body from the inside out. It was a plague that snatched children from parent’s tight holds and lovers from firmly clasped hands with no remorse. It took ten years for the virus to run its course and die out before the nation could rebuild the number that they once had before the plague came. To ensure that they would become the once prosperous nation they once were the remaining leaders created a set of new laws that bind their citizens to bettering the entire nation.

When each citizen reaches the prime age of eighteen they are contracted in marriage to another individual who will heritability benefit the growth of the country. The female’s after being paired would travel on Contract Day to their husband’s birth city to live with him in a home that was provide to the couple by the government. The male’s would stay in their birth city but, move out of their parent’s home and into a home that was provided to them. In some cases, the couple was transported to another state where they were more needed.

Each couple would then produce at least four children and if they were to produce more the government would compensate them for their bountifulness. If a couple could not produce the quota, they were subjected to punishment by the government. This punishment varied from each person but, they were typically never heard from again. If a spouse dies, a new one would be assign to the widow and the family would be relocated, if their quota has not already been met. It was rare but, not unheard of for such a thing to happen. 

In the year 2133 it is time for Muse A to meet their spouse Muse B on Contract Day. As soon as they sign their contracts they will receive a packet on their spouse, information on their vocation, keys to their new home and a if they are a female a ticket for the train to their new home town. All the classes and schooling they’ve taken has led up to this day. Now, all that’s left is to actually meet and begin their lives.

Ok, but have you considered…

sam-sour-wolf:

• The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn AU
• I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake AU
• My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is right below theirs AU
• Someone keeps stealing my doormat AU
• My pet tarantula escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is scared of spiders AU
• I need you to pet sit my pet this weekend and I forgot to mention it’s a giant snake, the mice are in the freezer, thanks bye! AU
• The apartment above me has left their tap on or something and water is LEAKING THROUGH MY CEILING WTF! AU
• My neighbour’s sister got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment AU
• The guy next door/my roommate always steals my coffee, so I started to make extra AU

APARTMENT AUs! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

a “you’re my best friend but please be my fake boyfriend for my family Christmas party you’ll get free food and we’ll be at a nice cabin but my family always asks why I don’t have a boyfriend and I need this from you shit we slept together this is awkward” 1x1

fxllings:

breaktheranks-deactivated201908:

a big punk guy (muse a)  w/ lots of tattoos and piercings and he’s v v menacing but then muse b comes along and s/he’s a little tiny short person who teaches muse a that hey, maybe being with someone isn’t too bad and i could get used to this bc cuddling is kinda nice i guess 

#and height difference and kissing foreheads and standing on tippy toes only to reach chins and#coming home drunk and helping each other when they get injured [ x ]

fenrispenris:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

fenrispenris:

fenristhefriendlyghost:

tashabilities:

shmurdapunk:

imagine dating an immortal and finding a photo album of their exes who all sort of look like you dating back a century

Wow

What if the exes were all previous incarnations of you and the immortal’s been dating all of them in the hopes of getting you to remember your first life when you originally met them.

I want to write this

please write this

okay

iggycat:

Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU

rpinspos-blog:

he’s the resident bad boy she’s the innocent little flower they fall in love they date he breaks her heart for whatever reason she cries THEY TOLD ME NOT TO TRUST YOU they break up he pretends not to care some asshole hits on her he beats the living crap out of said asshole whilst screaming DON’T YOU EVER GO NEAR HER AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU SHE’S THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO ME GODDAMMIT

faroutxarchive:

_{i really want a plot where muse a and muse b both go to a private school and muse a is really studious and innocent like never been kissed type thing and muse b got kicked out of their old school for for sleeping with a teacher and one day muse b sees muse a in the hall and is like ‘i’m gonna make it my mission to corrupt them’ and yeah}