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av klosset.  mutuals like for a starter! mainly for new followers! ps ; i’ll get to replies soon!

Ok, but have you considered…

sam-sour-wolf:

• The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn AU
• I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake AU
• My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is right below theirs AU
• Someone keeps stealing my doormat AU
• My pet tarantula escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is scared of spiders AU
• I need you to pet sit my pet this weekend and I forgot to mention it’s a giant snake, the mice are in the freezer, thanks bye! AU
• The apartment above me has left their tap on or something and water is LEAKING THROUGH MY CEILING WTF! AU
• My neighbour’s sister got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment AU
• The guy next door/my roommate always steals my coffee, so I started to make extra AU

APARTMENT AUs! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

Royalty AU sentence starters!

sidestuiff:

A big mix of them, so have fun with them! Intrigue, revolts, and fairytales~

• “Your majesty, the invaders have breached the castle walls — you must flee!”
• “I pledge my fealty to you.”
• “One day, you will become a fine ruler of this land.”
• “I need no king/queen.”
• “You should do something about those revolts.”
• “And on this day forth, you shall hold crown and scepter in the name of the people as its fair and just emperor/empress.”
• “My king/queen, do not fret for there will be no one else I would rather die for.”
• “Kings/queens do not weep so weakly.”
• “I am not the true king/queen — I am merely their body double.”
• “Oh, sweet Prince/Princess, would you care to be mine?”
• “The king and queen have arranged it — you will be married to the child of the opposing nation so that peace may come to both our kingdoms.”
• “In a few hours your head will roll through the town square — what say you, deposed one?”
• “You are the king’s illegitimate child and I have come to collect you.”
• “My name is unimportant — you, tyrant, will die today by my blade.”
• “Oh, cruel majesty…for your selfishness and evil ways, I place a curse upon you and your house…”
• “Royal balls are such a bore, aren’t they?”
• “I wonder what it’s like beyond the palace walls?”
• “You are hereby condemned, exiled from this kingdom, stripped of your title for crimes against the kingdom.”
• “Oh, highness, do not shed anymore tears — I am here to rescue you.”
• “As per the rules of the tourney, I am granted one wish: I wish to marry your son/daughter.”
• “Let’s overthrow the king together, shall we?”