❝Change your clothes. You smell like you’ve been run over by an electric horse.❞

❝Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it!❞

❝Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand up and do what’s needed.❞

❝How come I never get invited on these violent trips?❞

❝That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas.❞

❝They asked a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.❞

❝Was it hard?❞

❝He looked like a really buff, really angry hippie.❞

❝Oh, cool! Suffering? I love suffering! I love this.❞

❝Yeah, he slaughtered my panda.❞

❝Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it’s a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.❞

❝With great power, comes great need to take a nap.❞

❝If I’m going to burn, it might as well be bright.❞

❝I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts.❞

❝He looks like a blond superman,❞

❝If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head, I’d pick you.❞

❝This is a pen.❞

❝You can’t come back.❞

❝Annoying her is a plus.❞

❝Don’t feel bad. I’m usually about to die.❞

❝I’m nobody’s sidekick.❞

❝Beautiful people never lie.❞

❝You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?❞

❝Don’t stay in one place too long. It was the only way to stay ahead of the sadness.❞

❝I’m not saying hello to a pink poodle.❞

❝Where’s the glory of repeating what others have done?❞

❝I declare that this is stupid.❞

❝There’s always a way out, but only for those clever enough to find it.❞

❝And when you break a person, they can’t be fixed.❞

❝Nothing lasts forever, not even the best machines. And everything can be reused.❞

❝I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!❞

❝Is this the guy who needs killing?❞

❝Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes.❞

❝If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.❞

❝Am I a troubled kid? Yeah. You could say that.❞